The good news is Claudia and David 'Is It A Wig?' Copperfield recently became 'just good friends'. The bad news is, the damage has already been done and a number of men have gone off the tantalisingly tasty Teuton thanks her association with him and a series of rather uptight interviews. Okay, so Chanel muse and fitness video cash-raker Claudia is a fine example of Saxon perfection, but she may be just
a tiny bit on the boring side.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Ditching the magic dork.
Last seen setting her sights on Hollywood, the Aussie bombshell with a pout that should be made illegal has in fact traded in her slot as Neighbours' Annalise for a new TV show Down Under.
As if they didn't have it peachy already with all that sunshine and being good at cricket. She's also living in domestic bliss in Sydney with her doctor/model boyfriend, so it looks like early evenings will just never be the same.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Modelling her own range of clothing, including the obligatory bikini.
Currently to be seen opposite John Bon Jovi in Moonlight and Valentino, and
soon to grace yet another Jane Austen adaptation (Emma),
the 22-year-old was seriously seductive in Seven, in which she starred with fianc Brad Pitt.
One person ain't so keen on her, however: Brit actress Jane Horrocks, who was recently beaten to a role in the film version of Little Voice - set in the north of England - by American Paltrow.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Giving good
head in Seven.
Eight out of ten floppy-haired youths cry themselves to sleep over this indie sexpot. Essex girl Louise has a number of things going for her: 1) come to bed (right now this minute) eyes;
2) a penchant for feisty opinion; 3) a knack for writing catchy tunes and lyrics like, "Let's go to bed till we make each other raw." Oh, and she's bedded both the guitarist and now the drummer from her band, Sleeper. Which is just about as rock 'n' roll as it gets.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Flirting outrageously on TFI Friday.
Previously a Mexican soap star, 27-year-old Salma crossed the border two years ago and soon steamed up the screen in shoot-'em-up romp Desperado. Most recently she got George Clooney hot under the collar playing a vampire in From Dusk Till Dawn. She's an insomniac, smokes
cigars, has a walk fuelled by
a seriously hot Latin rhythm section, and she's quoted as saying, "I keep waiting to meet
a man who has more balls than I do." Over here, Salma - count 'em!
SEXIEST MOMENT: That snake dance.
Helena was born on Christmas day - which reminds us of a joke about Santa only coming once a year. The Danish-Peruvian stunner may have had a four-year affair with Michael 'Hutch the Crutch' Hutchence, and disappointed us with that hare-brained "Like the sea, I think" Brut advert, but with her skin like silk, green eyes and willingness to disrobe, we'd forgive her anything. Plus she's meant to be a really sweet person.
SEXIEST MOMENT: When she ceased to be Hutch's girlfriend.
The popularity of the 26-year-old pride of Wales is set to return to the dizzy heights of Darling Buds days, helped along by that knuckle-bitingly raunchy dancing scene in Blue Juice. She says she wants to be "bathed in a hot tub and then rubbed down with oil" and after the breakup of much publicised affairs with two tall, famous, Scottish men, there's currently a vacancy. Sadly, she's recently upped sticks to LA.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Playing it tough as queen bitch in The Phantom.
Well, she's free now. Okay, so she's unlikely to fancy you unless you're royalty, a polo-playing army officer, or the captain of an England team, but hey, we can dream. Di's not every man's cup of tea, but she's got
a knockout body and when she fluttered her eyelashes at Martin Bashir, which of us wouldn't have wanted to comfort her during the lonely years ahead?
SEXIEST MOMENT: Ditching Dumbo after confessing to a spot of
extra-marital rumpo, and
running off with all that loot.
In Uma's latest celluloid offering The Truth About Cats and Dogs, a bloke cycles past her and crashes his bike. And can you blame him? Still only 25, Uma
has progressed from being deflowered by John Malkovitch
in Dangerous Liaisons to getting John Travolta in a twist in Pulp Fiction. Sure, there were dud moments like Even Cowgirls Get
the Blues, and a failed marriage
to Gary Oldman, but she's still 6ft of pure Hollywood goddess.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Bringing out the animal in us in Cats and Dogs.
Sex kitten supreme and the ultimate survivor, Drew's drug and alcohol-addled personal history
is more familiar than the health warning on a packet of fags, but hats off to her - she's clawed her way back to the top with films
like Boys On The Side and Batman Forever. On a personal level, however, things are a bit murky - there are rumours that she's split up with Hole guitarist Eric Erlanson and is currently going out with
a woman. Which seems a waste.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Displaying her
all on the pages of Playboy.
Naughty, naughty, very naughty. Sexy home-grown siren and TV sexpot Sam brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'game on'. "If I'm in the mood, I'd probably give myself a ten," she says of her sexual performance. Most recently, there were rumours of dalliances with Johnny Depp - and you wouldn't blame him. After all, Sam looks like the kind of girl who really knows how to enjoy herself after lights out.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Saucy tabloid pics of her enjoying a post-coital tab, leaked by an ex-boyfriend.
She's always been cute - playing 'the girlfriend' in numerous Hollywood films like The Karate Kid and Cocktail, but with her heart-rending performance as hooker Sera in Leaving Las Vegas, she won hearts and hit the big time. Once a rebellious New Jersey girl who smoked 'a lot of pot', she turned into a devastating combination of brains and beauty - winning a place at Harvard to read law. Now 32 and set to become huge.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Knowing how to take care of a man with a hangover.
As super-bitch Neely Capshaw in Baywatch, Gena proved that it was possible to reach even greater heights of blonde perfection than Pam Anderson. The ex Miss Las Vegas and Price is Right girl, Gena is not famed for her brains, but with skin like a baby's bottom, alien-blue eyes and that kind of wide-eyed American Valley Girl beauty that makes you want to thank God and George Washington, who cares?
SEXIEST MOMENT: Sporting clothes pegs - and not a lot else - in saucy pics taken by her ex-husband.
What is she playing at? After ditching hubby 'Big' Jim Kerr, Patsy has kept the tabloids on their toes with her tempestuous relationship with Manc yob Liam Gallagher. First there were the blazing rows and public car-kicking, then rumours that she was pregnant with his baby. Let's face it, they don't seem ideally suited, but apparently, Pats likes
a bloke who loves his football.
All together now: "It's coming home, it's comingÉ"
SEXIEST MOMENT: Baring all for
wild rumpy in Angels and Insects.
For the man who likes his women bottle-blonde and not necessarily possessed of an Oxbridge degree, there's none better than Page Three's Jo.
When her assets start to head south, the ex shoe shop assistant from Chesterfield with the little-girl-lost voice has aspirations towards becoming a TV presenter. She recently appeared in a Blur video and, incidentally, she reckons she's a nymphomaniac.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Many a 'nothing to the imagination' moment in
top-shelf publications.
The 19-year-old Northern belle who made lesbianism chic, and made Brookie a rival for Baywatch, has been finding life a bit strange since leaving the cosy comfort of the Close. But the film and TV offers have been flooding in and you can soon see her in British film The Tribe - in which she does her first nude scene.
"I'm not intimidated by bodies
- they're beautiful things and
I think nakedness is fine," says Anna. Can't say we disagree.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Adorning showbiz parties in flimsy low-cut dresses.
There have been a number of phases in this delicate-looking but feisty beauty's life. Once
upon a time she was a PR girl who dated axemen Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton. Next she wed rugby hero Will Carling and they became the ultimate couple who loved a bit of Quorn. Then he started messing with the crown jewels and she became 'the woman who stood up to Di'. Now separated from Carling, she's currently a VH-1 'Video jock' and Big Breakfast fixture.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Taking the piss out of Di on The Big Breakfast.
Her name may sound like
a punchline from a Carry On film, but the gal from Birmingham, Alabama is a classy bit of stuff. She first came to our attention in Bruce Springsteen's Dancing in the Dark video and went on to star opposite 'zany' Jim Carrey in
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
Little-known facts: she had a
five-year relationship with Michael 'Batman' Keaton, she plays the drums, and she enjoys DIY.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Being the cause of many a sapphic flat-share threesome fantasy.
Statuesque and haughty looking, but acknowledged to
be a very good laugh, the north London stunner has carved a niche for herself as telly's premier Yoof presenter with shows like
The Word, Hotel Babylon and, er, Absolutely Animals. A tabloid favourite, rumours that she's helping Les Ferdinand practise
his scoring have never been confirmed, but Giggsy certainly lost his concentration when he was stepping out with her.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Nearly making Hotel Babylon watchable.
My word, you don't get many of them in a punnet! The Czech traffic-stopper's peaches have been her fortune, and what can we say but: if either of those puppies is for sale, love, I'll take the one with the pink nose. Still only 21, she has a great future in front of her. But before you try any tit gags of your own, you should note that, sadly, she's stepping out with Bon Jovi's midget drummer, Tico Torres.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Baring her peachy buttocks for the 1996
Pirelli calendar.