The good news is: she's
a damn sexy Czech-born Swiss lovely who's taking the tennis world by storm. The bad news
is: she doesn't turn 16 until the end of September, her favourite film is Free Willy and her favourite band is Bon Jovi. Nonetheless, this nymph - named, worryingly, after Martina "Bats For The Other
Side" Navratilova - is the most exciting thing, aesthetically, to happen in tennis since the early days of Gabriella Sabatini.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Those little grunts when she serves.
Who wouldn't relish being the meat in the middle of a Minogue sandwich, eh? After playing second fiddle to big sis Kylie, Dannii's star is rising at the moment, ever since she reacted
to the break-up of her one-year marriage by posing for Playboy in the middle of the Nevada desert. With a new blonde bombshell image and a highly flattering £3,000 boob job, it looks like
she may well soon be able to put Kylie in the shade. Literally.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Going all bare nekkid for Playboy.
If they were ever casting for a film version of Penelope Pitstop, Nadja Auermann would walk it. Throughout her glittering modelling career, the focus has often centred on her legendarily lenghty pins. And quite rightly
so, as they would come up to most guys' chins. The 5ft 11in Berlin babe wanted to be a tightrope walker when she was a kid, but was instead 'discovered' in a cafˇ. Come on, it can't have been that hard to spot her, right?
SEXIEST MOMENT: Bringing her teutonic charm to the catwalk.
Forget Vogue - there
are two ultimate tests of true shaggability when it comes to American models - being a Victoria's Secret lingerie girl
and making the Sports Illustrated swimwear issue. This green-eyed belle made the grade (with honours) in both - the only
blots on her copy-book being
a long-term affair with Axl Rose, and the rose she rather dumbly had tattooed on her ankle shortly before they broke up.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Modelling stockings and suspenders.
Going out with Ryan
Giggs never did anyone's career any harm - just ask Dani Behr. This petite, fresh-faced and thoroughly shaggable starlet sent the tabloids into a frenzy both for bedding the twinkle-toed one and, as the story broke, winning
a part as Jude in Hollyoaks. The 18-year-old from Wigan had a tough start in life, being born
with those looks and a millionaire dad, and she then went on to play hockey for England.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Injecting a bit
of sex into teen tosh Hollyoaks.
She's knocking on a bit now, but the lovely Michelle proves time and time again that she's lost none of her appeal, both aesthetically and at the box office. Her two latest films, Dangerous Minds and Up Close And Personal were huge money-spinners, and she's currently starring in comedy One Fine Day. However, she will forever be etched into our memories as Catwoman, licking Michael Keaton and showing how vinyl was meant to be worn.
SEXIEST MOMENT: The teacher we all wish we'd had in Dangerous Minds.
Daughter of Sir James Goldsmith - and therefore possessed of more lolly than
she knows what to do with - the 22-year-old Sloane Ranger's wet dream shocked everyone by marrying Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan (who has never tampered with a cricket ball in
his life, no sir, not him) last year and going Muslim. Most recent projects: looking demure and standing by her man during his libel case against Ian Botham.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Making the sari seem like lingerie.
As Home and Away's resident cutie, Angel, Melissa has won a clutch of Most Popular TV Actress awards in her native Oz, quite a feat for someone who's barely 19. Hidden talents include roller-skating - she used to be in the Australian national team (who no doubt stuffed our lot) - and tae kwon do. If that doesn't scare you, the tough news is that she lives in Sydney and - of course - has an actor boyfriend.
SEXIEST MOMENT: The FHM lingerie shoot - but you'll have to wait till our next issue to see it.
Oh, to have been a crew member on last year's no-brainer tit-fest, Showgirls. Shapely
23-year-old star Elizabeth
Berkley reckons the cast got so comfortable with nudity that "we didn't even throw our robes on between takes." Although critics claimed her performance in
the stripathon possessed "an emotional range which ran from hot to bothered", male punters
on the whole felt that the 5ft 10in gal showed a lot of talent.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Getting the optimum use out of a metal pole.
As the elusive lust-object
in Men Behaving Badly, Leslie Ash has come a long way from the legendary back-alley knee-trembler with Phil Daniels in Quadrophenia. In the real world she's married to ex-footballer and unimaginative pundit Lee Chapman, who got caught by the tabloids indulging in a bit of extra-curricular snoozing in Ibiza last year. He said he didn't score, and having watched him on the pitch at West Ham, we believe it.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Being every man's ideal neighbour .
Winner of a BAFTA
for Sense and Sensibility, the
20-year-old from Reading, whose brilliant portrayal of a homicidal teenage nutter in Heavenly Creatures shot her to fame, can
be seen as Ophelia in Kenneth Branagh's upcoming Hamlet. Forthright Kate doesn't mince
her words either: she proclaimed during one rather revealing photoshoot: "They'll be able to
see my clitoris soon!"
SEXIEST MOMENT: Teaching Helena Bonham Carter a thing or two about filling a bodice.
If you've got a product to sell and you need raw, undiluted sexiness to do it, then Lisa Snowdon's your woman. The
22-year-old Welwyn Garden City lass's ample talents have been put to good use by Gossard, Special K, Neutrogena, Lynx and, most recently, a saucy campaign for Addiction perfume, which turned grown men into dribbling vegetables. Predictably, but nonetheless disappointingly,
she has a pop star boyfriend.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Cavorting on
the sofa in that Addiction ad.
She's 26, she's got a degree in Chinese from Harvard, and she's got a Best Supporting Actress Oscar under her belt for her portrayal of a charmingly guileless Minnie Mouse-voiced hooker in Woody Allen's Mighty Aphrodite. The 5ft 11in daughter of actor Paul Sorvino (Mafia boss Pauly in GoodFellas) is currently playing Marilyn Monroe in TV film Norma Jean and Marilyn, and needless to say, we're eagerly awaiting the skirt-flying-up scene.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Talking dirty in Mighty Aphrodite.
It can't have been difficult for Natasha Henstridge to play a being from another planet in sci-fi horror Species - after all, you don't get many of these strolling down Peckham High St. But the 21-year-old Canadian says, alas, "Just because I took my clothes off for one film (she spends large portions of Species in the buff)
I don't want to be known as the girl who will do naked scenes." Dammitall.
SEXIEST MOMENT: The 'fuck me now' Jacuzzi scene.
At 6ft 3in in her stockinged feet, Gabby is all woman. She's also an athlete, writer, sportscaster and ex-model. "Most people think I'm pretty to look at like a car, not a sex object," she says foolishly, adding that she wishes she had bigger boobs. Even so, we can
still marvel at the breath-taking sight of her rising like a salmon
at the volleyball net to bury the ball in her opposition's gob, all done, of course, in the skimpiest of Spandex outfits.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Throwing her long, tanned body across the sand.
Self-confessed ex-thief and veteran of 150 porn movies, renaissance woman Tabatha has tried her hand at TV presenting, being an agony aunt, catwalk modelling and acting in a 'serious' movie (ie, one that didn't have a backing tape involving a wah-wah pedal and lots of moaning). Still only 23, she has her North African Gipsy heritage to thank for that beautiful, dusky skin, and we have the blessed Creator to thank for those truly celestial orbs of hers.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Don't be ridiculous, there are too many.
In spite of a few disappointments (Sliver, The Specialist) after her muff became the most talked about film extra since the bloke with the diver's watch in Ben Hur, Shazza has come back on form recently
with her inspired performance as sozzled mob wife and dispenser of oral pleasure in Casino. Last seen teaming up with Gallic beauty Isabelle Adjani in Diabolique, she's still a pin-up for any man with a pulse and a libido.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Her total fuckability in Casino.
She speaks four languages - Swedish, Polish, English and Italian - and was on the cover of Italian Vogue when she was just 17. Yup, there's more to this
5ft 11in Bond girl than her immediately apparent talents.
The 24-year-old's aptitude for gamely throwing herself around
in all sorts of highly impractical clothing made quite an impression in Goldeneye, but it remains to
be seen if she can shrug off the Bond girl curse.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Swimsuit 'mound of Venus' close-up in GoldenEye.
NYPD Blue temporarily
lost its gritty, realistic edge when rookie cop Janice Licalsi showed up - we all knew Amy, 26, was far too sexy ever to be a copper, and that the entire precinct would have stopped operating every time she showed up for work. Recently seen as the object of Bob De Niro's passion in Heat, winning rave reviews and an assured Hollywood future in the process. Not so much thinking man's crumpet as the whole cream tea.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Busting villains in her tight blue uniform.
Male viewers of expensive flop The Flintstones could be forgiven for leaving the cinema with prehistoric monsters in
their trousers. As Fred's devious secretary, Sharon Stone (haha) - sporting furry little bikinis and a sublime wiggle - Halle was simply delicious. Previous films include Spike Lee's Jungle Fever and
The Last Boy Scout - showing her ability to go from demure to sexy in the time it takes to say 'yabba dabba-doooo'.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Steamy pics of her covered in sand. Surf's up!