British porn star with
a figure that could make John Inman reconsider. Bizarrely, she married a German smut director and the two of them live and work together in Spain - ie, he spends most of his time behind the camera watching his missus
being soundly mullahed by eight different donkey-donged geezers, which must make for interesting pillow talk. Least likely to say: "How was your day, honey?"
SEXIEST MOMENT: Nip down to your friendly local video store and ask for the 'under the counter' stuff.
She may have started out as a Pears soap girl and a 'flower fairy' in an Enya video, but the general reaction when sex kitten Tiffany appeared behind the bar at The Queen Vic was: "Cor blimey, guv'nor - she can pull my pint any time." A mere 20 years old, the Italia Conti stage school graduate has just bought a house in Essex and plans to tie the knot next year. Little-known fact: she was once an assistant in Knickerbox.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Putting it about with the menfolk in EastEnders.
The years of merciless tabloid harassment seem to
have taken their toll on the High Priestess of Waif. Other than releasing an eponymously-titled picture book last year, schwinging her hips down every catwalk going and breaking up with Johnny Depp, she's been keeping a relatively low profile. Still, being in the spotlight doesn't seem to have made her any less cute.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Releasing the supermodel book Naomi Campbell really should have considered writing - one without any words.
Serene Brit beauty who caused a stir when she starred in sewing serial The House of Elliot, and who has since popped up occasionally to restore our faith in British drama in programmes like Chancer and Angels. Look out for her in the upcoming action-drama series Bodyguards, in which she plays a member of an organisation called the Close Protection
Group. No, sorry, we don't
have the number.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Plenty of tabloid coverage of her close friendship with crinkly rocker Adam Faith.
The singer with million-album-selling Britpoppers Elastica, and perhaps more notably the live-in girlfriend of Blur's Damon Albarn, Justine's haughty, androgynous, posh-girl charm was one of the root causes of all that Blur/Oasis brouhaha, after Liam Gallagher said of his rival Albarn, "I'd give his bird oneÉ I know she wants it." The Oasis frontman even shouted "Get your tits out!"
to her once at a celebrity bash.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Wearing leather and sneering on Top of the Pops.
She's got a reputation for being 'difficult' and, for sure, if actress Linda Fiorentino was a
car, she'd be a Ferrari - expensive, scary to take for a spin, liable to cause you lots of problems, but, boy, what a ride. Everyone reckoned she deserved an Oscar for her witty portrayal of a bitch on wheels in The Last Seduction,
if only for that up-against-a-fence open-air hump scene. Steamy and not a little bit frightening, this woman is cool as fuck.
SEXIEST MOMENT: The raw sexuality of The Last Seduction.
In spite of currently advertising stuffed-crust pizzas with old mate Cindy Crawford, Linda has for ten years been the classiest and most elegant of
the supermodels. The feline eyes and sulky mouth are still looking sensational even as she hits the big three-zero this year, but sadly the Canadian stunner is putting modelling on the backburner
in favour of spending qualidee time with her fella, Twin Peaks gumshoe Kyle MacLachlan.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Doing that
hip-swinging walk on the runway.
In the roster of top career moves, marrying Tommy Mottola, the head of Sony Music, has to be among the shrewder ones for a singer - though to be fair, Mariah was already a mega-star thanks to weepie ballads like I'll Be There (and more recently her attempt to go 'gangsta' with Sweet Fantasy). The ululating crooner and her rather stashed hubby now live in
a massive mansion outside New York with a number of cats and dogs - which apparently reside in different wings of the property.
SEXIEST MOMENT: The vids on MTV.
Until she was snapped climbing over Richard Gere's wall in the early hours, Laura Bailey was just your average multilingual gorgeous blonde model with a university degree and an interest in the plight of Tibet. Nowadays the 23-year-old is resident in
New York, where she combines
a career as a top model with being darling of the New York beau monde, a burgeoning acting career, and of course, 'writing a screenplay'.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Parting her lips on a million magazine covers.
Just turned 19, this gangly yet graceful model-turned-actress is the daughter of Aerosmith's Steve Tyler and model Bebe Buell, but didn't know the rock god was her father until she was 10 - because previously he'd been
such an inveterate junkie that
her mum didn't feel it would be prudent to involve him in the
up-bringing process. Fortunately she hasn't inherited his passion for wearing stripy trousers and jumping around screaming.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Stripping off
in Aerosmith's Crazy video.
Voted Most Desirable Woman at this year's MTV Movie Awards, San Francisco's Clueless star is a phenomenon stateside. For someone who reckons she's
fat and ugly with a squint, the adorably cute teaser with the
lop-sided grin is not doing badly. She has a $10 million producing and acting deal with Columbia
and a possible role as Cinderella. All in all, she's huge - and she's not even out of her teens.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Being winsome and wearing over-the-knee-socks
in jailbait comedy Clueless.
Named after the town she was born in (Winona, Minnesota) the diminutive Hollywood heavyweight with the porcelain skin, soulful brown eyes and surprisingly large 'top bollocks', has shown a worrying tendency towards chick-flicks of late, with period girliness in Little Women and weepie female bonding in How to Make an American Quilt. Something a bit racier, like her heaving-bodiced star turn in
The Age of Innocence would mark
a welcome return to form.
SEXIEST MOMENT: At the Oscars.
Liverpool lass and empress of tits-oot modelling, the shapely ex Page Three Girl of the Year has always managed to bring a touch of class to the art of showing her unfeasibly large assets, mainly thanks to her personality and that Mona Lisa-esque "I'm laughing at the dramatic reaction my breasts are having on your trousers" smirk. Nowadays she seems to have become a professional gal about town and at one stage was rumoured to be relighting Jason Orange of Take That's fire.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Defying gravity.
1993 was a good year. And October was a great month. For it was at that time that the utterly flawless Ms McCarthy showed
the world exactly what she was made of in the pages of Playboy. Nowadays she spends most of her time causing a power surge as presenter of MTV's Singled Out, and when not being one of America's most fancied women, the big-haired gal from Chicago enjoys a bit of kick-boxing.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Her Playboy centrefold and selection of candid' videos.
"She's a babe. She's a robobabe." It may be four years since Wayne's World 2, but those words still ring true. Heather Locklear is still the last word on California Valley Girls - and as pivotal character Amanda in Melrose Place, the 34-year-old brings humour and zip-bursting sex appeal to the part. That beach-honey voice, in particular, still refreshes the parts other babes cannot reach.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Getting pissed, seducing her partner, and then telling him to fuck off in Melrose.
If you were feeling suicidal, there can't be many better ways of cashing in your chips than the same way that geezer in GoldenEye went out - being squeezed to death between red hot and Dutch actress Famke Janssen's legs in mid coitus. "She's very liberated," said the pride of the Nether regions, sorry Netherlands, of her character, Miss Onatopp - adding that it
was a shame she had to do it with clothes on, on account of the film being a PG certificate.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Those killing legs.
It goes like this: you wake up on a Saturday morning with one of those raging pre-breccie ereccies, switch on the telly and there she is on Live and Kicking. Boom! Daughter of Get Carter director Bryan Forbes and Nanette 'squeaky clean' Newman, she possesses that head girl/goody-two-shoes mystique that just begs further investigation. Coupled with that neat figure and the fact that she always looks so damn scrubbed, it's powerful stuff.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Giving us good wood before Football Italia.
Amazonian ex-swimmer who has since become an
all-round meeja personality -
she was briefly a Gladiator until unfortunately crocking herself - Sharron makes regular 'pundit' appearances on sports shows, models her own range of swimwear and showed what
a good sport she was with an extremely sexy calendar. One drawback - she's married to
ex-athlete Derek Redmond who's rather beefy, as it goes.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Getting naked
for a sports calendar.
In a cast jam-packed with babes, Sherilyn Fenn was the
one who really oozed sex in
Twin Peaks. Her career problems started, however, when she had her legs chopped off. Well, not literally, but playing an amputee kept in a box by a sicko in the weird - and deeply crap - Boxing Helena wasn't a smart move (just ask Kim Basinger, who walked out of the film) and it has put a bit of a dampener on her career. We'd still love to see more of her, though.
SEXIEST MOMENT: Proving what twin peaks really look like..
"She can play anything from Grace Kelly to a slut," was
the verdict of one pundit on this ex-natural blonde. After playing the straight woman in Dumb
and Dumber, she's gradually beginning to get the parts she deserves (look out for her in Beautiful Girls out later this year) and has shed the 'Jim Carrey's girlfriend' tag. Indeed, she no longer lives with the rubber-faced comic, though it's not known if they're still an item, as he took her to the premiere of Cable Guy.
SEXIEST MOMENT: In Beautiful Girls..